so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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