apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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