did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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