D3 body, D1 cock
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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