I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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