I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We have started to decorate penises.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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