I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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