There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
