i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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