Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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