is your mom at the bar?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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