I have demons in me.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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