I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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