Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
