Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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