i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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