Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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