I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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