Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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