once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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