Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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