did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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