what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its not stalking. its research.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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