Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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