i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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