if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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