i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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