YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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