no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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