so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
do nipples grow back?
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