That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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