Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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