What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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