yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i will never coherently bang her
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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