the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My penis needs a shock collar
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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