All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
