The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
