69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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