spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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