help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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