She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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