Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
