wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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