My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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