from now on my penis is your penis
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
There's even glitter on my cock...
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