The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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