I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
don't judge my taste in strippers
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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