Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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