Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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