so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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