Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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