he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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