Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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