normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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