just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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