The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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