Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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