i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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